NO I'M NOT A FECKING TREKKIE
2002-05-14 || 6:18 p.m.

The premiere of the second Star Wars film out of the six is just on in Leicester Square and on the radio they have just said that some Imperial Storm Troopers have been arrested!!

It just reminded me of my declared religion on the Census form last year.

Yes, dear readers, I'm a Jedi!

You know, in 100 years time historians will puzzle over this religion that sprung up out of nowhere only to fade into obscurity just as quickly. Whatever could have happened? Was it a mass cult suicide?

A mere blip in the figures and a worthy example of the stupidity of statistics.