Alan Partridge here
2002-05-13 || 8:36 p.m.

Mmmm, well I don't know that the GUEST DIARY was such a good idea after all. Too much of that would be enough for even the most patient soul. Plus, I'm sure many people (without the date) would not be able to spot the difference between my entries today and my teenage worries.

So... I'll get my coat.