menagerie
2003-02-22 || 10:37 a.m.

Rebecca and the guinea pig both just got in my bed and then the guinea pig weed in there.

I came downstairs to find the dog had turned my walkman on and was listening to Bright Eyes. Rebecca said, 'you were right - he ain't hip hop'.

I went into the bathroom to go to the loo. The dog followed me. I knocked the loo roll on the floor and the dog got tangled up in it, it was like the Andrex puppy on drugs. Then he saw a cheesy bug and tried to eat him. I shouted 'no!' but I was mid-wee and unable to stop him.

No, this isn't a dream.