Take down the union jack
2002-05-28 || 9:03 p.m.

It is so cold here you wouldn't believe it. You'd never guess it's May.

Actually, it's pretty scary too.

There's bunting out in the town. Red,white and blue. Nice.

The houses down my road are beginning to resemble something out of a nightmare. Hideously scary pictures of the queen are appearing in the windows, as are England flags and Union Jacks. What a combination eh? The World Cup and the friggin' Jubilee.

If anyone expects jollity to be emanating from number 87 they will be sorely disappointed.

The Queen is Dead, boys, and its so lonely on a limb.

And the England team are a load of cack.

Ha!

Viva Argentina!

After all, it is twenty years since the Falklands.

And they are way better looking than the English guys.