No need for Jerry Springer after all
2002-05-12 || 10:14 a.m.

I've found him!

God I've missed him but now he's back.

He is the most beautiful male in the whole world. He looks adoringly at me constantly. His loyalty knows no bounds. That is, until he went missing.

It was thought that he had gone off with another woman. He did quite like the look of Ermintrude.

But now he's back.

Welcome home Dougal, the pencil case. How I've missed your dark interior filled with a delightful selection of WH Smith's finer products.

I very nearly replaced you with the more upmarket 'fluffy' version. Be warned. I will NOT be trifled with.