the only blob in heaven
2005-08-02 || 2:55 p.m.

Me and Bex just watched Garden State and so naturally enough the conversation came around to my funeral sending off one day. Bex let me know she would rather whip out the bits that may be useful to others and then compost both me and Zeppy. She paused for a moment then remarked, 'okay, don't blame me though if when you get to heaven everyone else has a perfect body and you are just a blob, right'. So I replied, 'well I guess I won't be the only blob there'. And she responded with, 'no, it will be a bit like the back seat of the bus - no-one really wants to go there'.

Right.