hair
2004-05-05 || 8:25 p.m.

Okay. So I knew it was a bad idea to shave my legs dry with the cheapest disposable razor I could find, five minutes before leaving the house this morning. It's just that my kids find my hairy legs endlessly fascinating and I just didn't feel like being stared at. Truth was, when I held my arms in the air yesterday to get them to copy me and be quiet whilst I said something, I just felt rather self-conscious about the small hairy universe I was creating in my arm pits.

And now my legs hurt, have a strange rash and no-one would sit next to me on a train.