that would be an ecumenical matter
2005-04-14 || 5:40 p.m.

So me and Bex were discussing some potential ideas for our new reality show of 'Pope Idol'.

"what about a virginity round?" suggested Bex.

"Virginity?" I replied, "how would we test for the virginity of a guy?"

"No!" she says, "I said agility not virginity!"

"oh," I replied, slightly bemused.

"agility," she continued, "to test for their ability to escape from assassination attempts."

Which sounds good to me.

So I also suggested the potential new popes being the victims of repeated crime attacks, to test for their level of forgiveness.

But of course, the sensible money's on Father Dougal. The obvious choice.