St. Me
2003-09-23 || 5:53 p.m.

Luca (in Year 6) said I looked like the girl from Evanescense - so I gave him five housepoints.

As we left my school this evening, Bex said 'I've been a bad bad girl and I need to be spanked'. And she then produced a stolen yellow plastic banana from her bag.

Meanwhile, I've done so many good deeds today - so many - that all I can say is: stick my sainthood in the post, please.