autumn term
2003-09-02 || 5:29 p.m.

And so I had to go back to school today but Bex didn't.

This resulted in me coming home to find a banana wearing a durex on my front door step and a poster in my window informing me that the Lloyds/TSB cash machine is temporarily out of order.

To my absolute horror the cake hymns have disappeared from my classroom and bizarrely my desk is the thing that has vanished during this holiday period.