hand me down my silver crumpet ...
2003-08-28 || 12:04 a.m.

Me and Bex have this avant garde film idea.

We are thinking a montage of images of sacred statues but every time you look again the statue's features have turned into a popular cake.

Like a battenburg for the sacred heart, or possibly a fondant fancy and Victoria sponge for Mary and the infant jesus.

I think we may be onto something.