Who says vegans can't have their cake and eat it?
2005-08-16 || 4:26 p.m.

Hail Mary, full of cake,
The Lard is with thee,
Blessed art dough among loaves
And blessed is the fruit of thy scone,
Sultana!
Holy Mary, lover of buns,
Bake for us sinners,
Now and at the hour of our tea.
Amen.